Funny Sayings

Funny Thoughts, Funny Quotes, Free Inspirational Quotes

Funny sayings are a great way to infuse a little laughter into your day or to simply put a smile on your face. Without a doubt, humor is one of best methods for dealing with the stress of life's challenges and obstacles.

Positive Quotes List:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~ Phyllis Diller

I'm using a square bathtub so I can't get a ring. ~ Anonymous

I wish I had a dentist appointment to cancel - it always brightens my day. ~ Anonymous

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?  ~  Abraham Lincoln

Liars need to have a good memory.  ~  Algernon Syndey

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early. ~ Baltasar Gracian

Little things affect little minds. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. ~ Benjamin Franklin

The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. ~ Benjamin Franklin

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. ~ Benjamin Franklin