Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

Cheer Yourself Up While Gaining An Alternative Perspective on Things

Here you will find a great collection funny inspirational quotes. As you go along in life always remember that a varying perspective and do wonders for your situation. So can laughter! Keep these two benefits in mind, these funny quotes and sayings were specifically chosen for you.

No matter what challenges you are currently facing, take a small break and enjoy a little laughter. If nothing else, at least find a smile.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction! (Irish saying)

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. ~ Sholom Aleichem

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ~ Kathleen Norris

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. ~ Will Rogers

Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't. ~ Richard Bach

No one is listening until you fart. ~ Anonymous

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ~ Anonymous

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." ~ Homer Simpson

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. ~ Oscar Wilde

More Funny Inspirational Quotes

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~ Anonymous

Life is just one damned thing after another. ~ Elbert Hubbard

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. ~ Tori Filler

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~ Anonymous

You can't have everything. After all, where would you put it? ~ Anonymous

If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." ~ Unknown

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!" ~ Anonymous

A day without sunshine is like, well, night. ~ Anonymous

Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it." ~ Unknown

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. ~ Charles Schultz

Treat everyone the same, until you find out there is an idiot. ~ Anonymous

If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it. ~ Jonathan winters.

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it. ~ Anonymous

More Funny Inspirational Quotes

If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough. Anonymous

Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there is nothing that compares to a stuck zipper. ~ Anonymous

The downhill path is easy, but there is no turning back. ~ Christina Rossetti

There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't. ~ Anonymous

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. ~ Anonymous

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. ~ Anonymous

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~ Tallulah Bankhead

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~ Robert Frost

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